Snakes on a Farm
“We were tearing down an old outbuilding/office on my in-laws’ farm. We wanted to save as much of the lumber as we could to reuse in a chicken coop. So, we pulled a large piece of plywood off one of the walls, and the insulation was crawling with hundreds of snakes. Said snakes immediately started exiting the wall towards us in a writhing horde …

… There are rattlesnakes on the property; we’ve seen them. I have never in my life noped as I noped at that moment. I pretty much teleported into the back of my fil’s pickup; one minute, I standing in the way of hundreds of agitated snakes. The next, I was considering if I could fit through the little rear window of a Ford F150.”
