Hilarious One-Panel Comics About What Cats and Dogs are REALLY Thinking

A golden retriever stands in the Halloween aisle, paw to chin, torn between two costume options: “Bad Boy” or “Martini.” The decision is serious—existential, even. Can a dog known for tail wags and belly rubs really pull off the leather jacket life?

That’s where the humor bites: dogs are born “good boys,” incapable of rebellion no matter how hard they try. The martini costume’s absurd, but somehow more believable. Either way, he’ll wear it proudly for ten minutes before eating part of it. Fashion fades, snacks are forever.