Fantasy Land
Oh, wouldn’t it be wonderful to start and end our periods at will? This is something every woman has wished for at some point in their life. Periods can get in the way of a lot of things! Just imagine you have a beach trip next week and you could willfully start your period today and not have to worry about your swimsuit.

I think it’s even more hilarious that he was frustrated over it. What an odd thing to get upset over. I mean, sure, a late period is a possible indication of pregnancy, but if we could just choose to have them, there wouldn’t be any reason for all this anger over women’s rights. He has to have at least seen a few news articles recently, right?
